I Love You! Happy Anniversary!

My Dearest Marie,

Words cannot describe how much I love you. Our attraction is magnetic; life changing. Our relationship is one of the greatest things to happen to me. Through the good times and the bad, our love is what drives me. Not only do you make me want to be a better person; you make me a better person. You give me purpose. You are the best reason in my life.

I cannot predict what the future holds, but I plan on spending and building it with you. I’m sorry that my stubbornness gets in our way. I’m sorry that sometimes I dig my heels, and drag my feet, but I can assure you, I’m in this for keeps.

Truth be told, there is no one I’d rather be with. You are my best friend. You are the first and last person I think of everyday. You are the first one I want to share the lovely things in life with. You are the Kofi Kingston (or Xavier Woods) to my Big E.

No matter what happens, no matter what the future holds, I love you.


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